One small step for Justin Sun, one giant leap for financial impunity

Justin Sun has finally taken his long-awaited trip to space, four years after he placed the highest bid for a seat on Blue Origin’s first manned mission.

The controversial Tron founder, previously had to duck out after paying millions of dollars, due to the numerous regulatory lawsuits and civil suits brought against him in the United States.

Upon landing, Sun kissed the ground, thanked Jeff Bezos and his parents, and stated it was only his first step in his mission to fund space exploration.

However, the Chinese-Kittian national failed to thank the most important person involved in his ability to travel past the Kármán Line: President Donald J. Trump.

Sun mysteriously welcomed back onto US soil

Since election season last year, Sun has, in one way or another, managed to provide Trump with over $60 million in capital by spending and investing hundreds of millions of dollars into Trump tokens, companies, and other hi jinx.

Since this spending spree, Sun has been welcomed back into the US with open arms, even attending a dinner featuring president.

It’s worth noting that since these large purchases the Securities and Exchange Commission has also decided to pause any ongoing investigations into the infamous crypto billionaire.